In some circles, cynicism and satire are often associated with wisdom and intellect. If truth be told, in my case, it’s more than likely associated with a short attention span and nothing better to say. Lucky for me, this resonates with some folks and I can often skate by under the radar as having “humorous insight”. To that end, for your reading pleasure (or at least a marginal waste of time), I’ve put together a compilation of rants, ravings and insightful, cynical satire. If you think it sucks, I'll ask that you please keep your opinions to yourself as my self-esteem is fragile enough as it is.